stupid cats are valid
cats who aren’t graceful and thud to the ground like a bag of rocks are VALID
stupid cats are valid
cats who aren’t graceful and thud to the ground like a bag of rocks are VALID
Periods are canceled for 2018. This year, I don’t want to bleed unless it’s from a wound I earned in honorable combat.
“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive
reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die
i aint risking being a weak ass ghost
hi linda i just caught my son vaping,i am shaking gplease respond
Wait you have a child?
not anymore helen i took care of it
if you’re ever trying to get to know a person on a date or whatever, find out when they like to get to the airport. i guarantee it speaks volumes about them. some people know they have a flight at eleven and go, “should i go get breakfast beforehand? i have my boarding pass on my phone, right?” others are like, “i have a car coming to get me at 4:30. i don’t know how long it’ll take to check in and walk down two hallways, better give myself six hours. what? dinner the night before? i can’t. i’m in a whole other mindset right now. i have to weigh a suitcase, take out a sweater, and then weigh it four more times. i have two hard copies of my boarding pass, i emailed it to myself, i have it on my phone, it’s also tattooed to my chest.”